*jingle plays*

He's the neighbourhood hero
Is our Anal Ant
He'll kill all the villains
The secret's in his pant.

He'll safeguard our city
from the rabbit and the hare.
He'll even clean the pipes
thats clogged with superman's underwear


Who is the new trouble-maker who disturbs the city's peace?
Who plays with the wrath of the Ant with the pants?
Do find out.

Same anal time.
Same anal channel.

He could save you neighbourhood tomorrow.